Wednesday, October 14, 2009

we are all screwed

i look at the world today and i know we are all screwed. i work at woolworths and i know first had the stupidity that has become accepted as social norm. i mean ffs people grow a brain if your going to shop a woolworths park and woolworths and not f***ing coles!!! i mean ffs hate people because they are retarded and oblivious the the world around them.

i must say i do love peoples stupidity, its absolutely hilarious to watch peoples misfortune - only because i am a very cruel person - there is a particular situation i love and it is the thing i think of when i need the most cheering up. this is it, i was at work doing trolleys and i was walking to the bay when i stopped and watched as two women reversed straight into each other and i just laughed so hard, because what happened next was that they didn't know what was going on so they just gave in more gas and revved the engine and crushed the rears of each others cars until they realized what was happening. after this was the great duel of swearing which i won't repeat as it may offend some people. but i just love that story and whats best is that it has happened several times because funnily enough people don't look behind them when their reversing, they look to the left then the right and then the left again but not behind them, funny bout that.

so people amuse me when its not a f***ing pain in the arse , for example when someone parks in a padestrian crossing, that really s****s me off. its the little things that make you want to commit suicide.

however this is not my point, although i do love a good rant about dumbass people my point is these people run our society, our country and hence we are all screwed!

2 comments:

  1. 'It's the little things that make you want to commit suicide.'

    YES.

    That's such a fucking quoteable quote.

    Be my friend.

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