the most awesomest most horriblest thing ever

the difribulator is the most wonderful most horriblest thing ever. and i just hope that one day everyone can share the experience of difribulation.

jaqui the majestic whale

i don't mean to be rude but its funny and i don't want to offend jaqui its just a joke but any way i just hope that jaqui is in the mood.

stuff

i like stuff, do you like stuff.

life at the moment is good its average and i like it. i still don't have a girlfriend and i don't do as much school work as i should and everyone thinks i work to much for woolworths. i do like my job its good and it keeps me from letting games rule my life. i just don't understand people sometimes, i mean people do some pretty strange things and it just doesn't make sense to me. anyway this is me just being me in my average kind of way. i can't wait for the school year to end, im going to sleep so much during the holidays. Oo speaking of sleep i over slept this morining got up at 8:05 and still got to school early and was bored, I HATE THE NEW TIMETABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT i also love it. i wish i had a girlfriend, i don't know why, something inside me just makes me feel like my entire life would be different or better with a girlfriend. it just gets to me how its like everyone has someone and i have no one. no one to talk to about whats really bothering me or no one to share intimate moments with. but thats life, and thats also my life and what sucks is its not about to change anytime soon.

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This history of the world has been compiled by Richard Lederer from actual student bloopers and mistakes collected by teachers.

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in “The Illiad”, by Homer. Homer also wrote the “Oddity”, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be fore her troops, they all shouted “hurrah.” Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In on of Shakespear’s famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote “Donkey Hote”. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote “Paradise Lost.” Then his wife dies and he wrote “Paradise Regained.”

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim’s Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared “a horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, “In onion there is strength.” Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while travelling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called “Candy”. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flailing off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t bear him any children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. He reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the “Organ of the Species”. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

boredom

boredom sucks i am so bored in fact this is how bored i am:

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have a less boring day!

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my only follower is myself i feel so sad faced :(

omg

SOMEONE ELSE LIKES CHEESE YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE

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i have no followers so what the hell am i writing all these posts for, pointless much?

oh well :(

we are all screwed

i look at the world today and i know we are all screwed. i work at woolworths and i know first had the stupidity that has become accepted as social norm. i mean ffs people grow a brain if your going to shop a woolworths park and woolworths and not f***ing coles!!! i mean ffs hate people because they are retarded and oblivious the the world around them.

i must say i do love peoples stupidity, its absolutely hilarious to watch peoples misfortune - only because i am a very cruel person - there is a particular situation i love and it is the thing i think of when i need the most cheering up. this is it, i was at work doing trolleys and i was walking to the bay when i stopped and watched as two women reversed straight into each other and i just laughed so hard, because what happened next was that they didn't know what was going on so they just gave in more gas and revved the engine and crushed the rears of each others cars until they realized what was happening. after this was the great duel of swearing which i won't repeat as it may offend some people. but i just love that story and whats best is that it has happened several times because funnily enough people don't look behind them when their reversing, they look to the left then the right and then the left again but not behind them, funny bout that.

so people amuse me when its not a f***ing pain in the arse , for example when someone parks in a padestrian crossing, that really s****s me off. its the little things that make you want to commit suicide.

however this is not my point, although i do love a good rant about dumbass people my point is these people run our society, our country and hence we are all screwed!

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men are good in proportion! - anonymous

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DID YOU KNOW there are 11,900 people at least who are interested in my cat.

there see im not the only one

some storys should not be told

some storys should not be told under any circumstances however this is not one of them in fact i beleive that this should be read by everyone on the planet because well sean is sean.

Prose under Supervision
By Sean Nicolle, 906

“There is no doubt in my mind that I’m right when I say that at the top of the mountain, I discovered the path to escape the escape the wonderland of Mother D, our evil overlord of incomprehendible sizes.”
Argus Pillowmint was your typical middle-aged hermit. Argus lived in the basement of his son’s house, with his worldly possessions being a grand total of two mangled robes, of which moths had demonstrated their lace-making abilities, one alarm clock, a meditation rug, and a backgammon set worth five hundred thousand dollars. Argus had lived alone for the past 30 years, as his wife and son had died in a car accident during this period, which meant that the rest of the house was void of inhabitants, bar the moths, of course.
Stroking his preposterously long beard, Argus looked at his antique alarm clock, and realised that it was midday, meaning that it was time to go to backgammon. So, he carefully grabbed his set, and left his desolate house, even more desolate than usual. As he walked in the door, Argus heard the signature catchcry of his sparring partner, Robert Peterson, which was, ‘Hurrah, I won, now let us do a merry jig.’ As he turned around the corner, he saw his former mentor, Steven, wearing a long black robe, and streaking an even larger beard than Argus’.
“Ah, now the gang has arrived, let us start our tournament. Do we all agree on Argus and Robert playing first, I play the winner, and then we call it a day?” Steven proposed in a very wise voice. Many hours later, after the aforementioned two games, twenty-seven jigs, a round of gymnastics, and a volleyball tournament, Argus was finally declared the champion by a solitary point. Argus bid Robert and Steven farewell, and then headed home to a dinner of baked beans and spinach casserole.
On the walk home, Argus accidentally took a wrong turn, despite the fact that he had first walked home from the club twenty-seven years ago, and came across a dingy alley glowing effervescently in the night sky, which drew Argus’ attention. Aimlessly, Argus wandered down the alley, and found a mysterious office, which he felt inclined to enter.
When he entered, he noticed a tall, handsome man standing in the corner, with a long white cloak and a facial expression of a time-wizened person. ‘Welcome, brother, to the cathedral. My name is Reverend Bell; however, you may call me…… Reverend Bell.’ ‘How do I get home,’ Argus asked the mysterious stranger. “You already are home,’ replied Reverend Bell. Curious, Argus asked Reverend Bell, ‘How do you figure?’
Reverend Bell cleared his throat, stood in a manly pose, and prepared to tell a story. ‘You see, brother, we all come from a magical place of time and wisdom contained within her Motherness, poised to serve out time within the great walls of D, as we rotate around the centre of Mother D, what you call the Sun, as we rotate on our D axis.’
‘For some reason, I believe you.’ a startled Argus Desmond Pillowmint expressed. ‘Well, then, you must partake in one quest to escape the clutches of Mother D forever. You must climb to the top of the tallest mountain, and you will see a hole in the sky. Jump towards it exactly twenty-seven times, then spin around twice, and do a handstand on top of a sherpa, and you will be taken to a much greater place. Now go, pack your possessions, and be back in a week,’ responded Reverend Bell. ‘Let me grab my other robe, and I’ll be ready in 15 minutes if, and only if, you tell me one thing. How do I get home?’ Argus questioned. “Go down the alley and turn left twice, and you will be home,’ answered the Reverend.
Argus, in the most excited state he had been in for years, shuffled home as quickly as he could in a long robe, grabbed his other robe, and the alarm clock, and went back to Reverend Bell, in exactly 14 minutes and 52.57 seconds. ‘I’ve been expecting you,’ exclaimed Reverend Bell in a mysterious voice. ‘Well, of course you have, I said I’d be here around now,’ corrected Argus. ‘You seem to be a man of your word. I have arranged a number of sherpas to accompany you to India, and then you will have to ride donkeys to Nepal,’ stated the Reverend.
‘Well then, where are they,’ questioned Argus. ‘Why, they are right in the cupboard in the corner.’ Sure enough, when he opened the cupboard, there were five sherpas on donkeys, and an extra donkey for him. ‘Well then, let us go to the docks,’ an excited sherpa exclaimed. When they arrived at the docks, they saw a very rundown-looking Indian boat, with room for six donkeys and one person. ‘How do you all fit on the boat,’ Argus questioned inquisitively. ‘Well, obviously, we sit on our donkeys for the journey.’ ‘Obviously?’ questioned Argus. ‘Obviously,’ expressed a sherpa.
After many days, they finally made their way to the north-easternmost port in India, stocked up on supplies, and rode their donkeys to Mount Everest. Again, after many weeks, they had finished their ride, and, just to prove how athletic a fifty-five year old in a long robe can be, he scampered up Everest in little more than a day, with no apparent problem, except for the fact that at one stage near the top, he had accidentally pushed all but one of the sherpas off the mountain.
When he reached the top, he briefly admired the view that Everest offered, and then, he looked up. He saw a large, gaping hole in the sky, upon which he jumped up and down twenty-seven times, rotated around twice, and did a handstand on the remaining sherpa’s back. ‘Argus Pillowmint,’ said a loud voice. ‘Mother D?’ exclaimed Argus. ‘You have an alarm clock with you. Thus, you shall not pass. Upon hearing this, Argus was that upset with her ruling that he jumped off the side of Mount Everest, plummeting to a painful death.

i love sean, he is a machine and a wonderfully muscular sexy man who i feel privileged to call my friend, he like me is also mad.

my bad

i apoliges emmensly for any past and future spelling or grammar mistakes. i know i am not the best speller in the world and my grammar is beyond terrible, but i would appreciate it if no comments were made about my mistakes because for one i don't really give a s*** and im not going to change in the future so meh and i hate the fact that the i's don't automatically go into capitals i mean WTF!

so yeah sorry!

My infinitly fat cat

3 years ago my family made the decision to purchase a ragdoll cat. her name is bella but i usually refer to her as fatty. she is the most funny fat stupid annoying fluffy animal in the universe. i am also convinced that she can talk just not to me and one day i will catch her and she will finally be able participate in the conversations we have all the time and then i will feel a lot less crazy. my cat sleeps a lot and eats a lot and has a very fluffy bottom. i love my cat and one day when they perfect cloning i will order many of her and will will have many a conversation about life the universe and everything. she also malts a hell of a lot, so everywhere in my house on my clothes and in my food there is always an abundant s of fur. in fact i was at work on the weekend and i bought a burger from the hub charcoal chicken shop. i went back to the lunch room and started eating it and half way through i noticed it was full of cat fur, i laughed and continued eating. actually i have come to realize that it gives a very good extra texture to most foods.

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have a nice day.

the emptyness

i have a good life. i have friends, i have things i have my faith and i have a good family, though my parents are divorced and both remarried and my dad lives in Melbourne and i only see him a few times a year, i have by basic standards a good life. i like my life it is interesting and full of laughter and good experiences. despite all this i still feel that there is a gaping whole in me and like space it is big, really really big. i crave intimacy, i crave someone i can share everything with i crave someone to fill the gap in my life this for me is my quest it is the thing that i want most and the thing i will pursue. however until such a time as the gap is filled i have my cat.

maths

i am in maths and it is boring and pointless and i don't like it very much and i can't type verywell and i am bored and hungry and silly and moronic and my grammar is terrible and i hate grammar and life is terrible and i don't like your mum and this is maths. have a nice day!

my first time

For my first time blogging I'm going to share with you a story that holds a special place in my heart, so without further ado, i give you the evidence that i am mad.

Once upon a time there was a light bulb called Filius. Filius was very desperate because her tow bar was black. So she decided to rape it by shuffling it to a pine cone. The pine cone was very bright. Filius masticated. The end.