my first time

For my first time blogging I'm going to share with you a story that holds a special place in my heart, so without further ado, i give you the evidence that i am mad.

Once upon a time there was a light bulb called Filius. Filius was very desperate because her tow bar was black. So she decided to rape it by shuffling it to a pine cone. The pine cone was very bright. Filius masticated. The end.